Reasons to #RETIREYOURSPERRYS

Boat shoes are more divisive than jorts, but unlike jorts (which I love), I hate these silly sailboat sneakers. Not so much because of the actual aesthetic of the shoe, but because of its implications. Do you like lacrosse, trips to the Vineyard, and veiled institutionalized misogyny? Then step right this way, for I have judged you, Boat Shoe Dude, and I have judged you hard. Now, I’m not saying the perfect boat shoe execution does not exist, but I have rarely seen it. So read on, and dare to prove me wrong.

I THINK WE ARE ALL AWARE THAT SPERRY'S JUST DONT CUT IT ANY LONGER, WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE THE BEST ALTERNATIVE, THE HUARACHE

Carlos JuarezComment